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Produced by Shin Cine
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Jeun Jee-hyun Cha Tae-hyun
MY SASSY GIRL
Extraction by Cocolina
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Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) ExactIy two years ago today,
she and I buried a time capsuIe here.
We promised to meet here two years Iater,
but she hasn't come yet.
I'm going to wait.
Photographer:Here we go.
Photographer:PIease don't move.
Photographer:One, two...
Gyeon-woo:Wait a minute.
(CeIIuIar phone ringing)
Gyeon-woo:HeIIo? Oh, auntie.
Gyeon-woo:Sorry, I'm on my way.
Gyeon-woo:I'm reaIIy sorry. Yes, I'm coming.
Gyeon-woo:I'm having my photo taken. Bye.
Photographer:Are you ready?
Photographer:Here we go.
Photographer:One, two... (CIick)
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) My parents wanted a daughter,
so they raised me Iike one.
So I thought I was a girI untiI I was seven.
I had to go to the women's pubIic bath, too.
The oIder I got,
I thought my penis wouId get smaIIer and disappear.
But it was the opposite.
First HaIf
Friend 1 :He hasn't changed at aII.
Gyeon-woo:No, I'm a reaI man now.
Friend 2:Hey, asshoIe.
Friend 1 :Think cIericaI work in the army makes you a man?
Gyeon-woo:You irritate me!
Gyeon-woo:Give me a break, asshoIe.
Gyeon-woo:My job was tougher than you couId imagine.
Gyeon-woo:Hey!! I worked near the DMZ.
Friend 1 :Who are you kidding?
Friend 2:HoId it. Anyway, weIcome back home.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She's just my type.
When I see my type, I can't heIp it.
I need to hit on her.
(CeIIuIar phone ringing)
Gyeon-woo:(In anger) Who's interrupting me?
Gyeon-woo:HeIIo? Who is this?
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Your mother, you bastard. Gyeon-woo:Oh, mom...
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Why aren't you at your aunt's house?
Gyeon-woo:I'm Ieaving soon.
Gyeon-woo:Keep quiet! It's my mom!
Friends:TaIk over there!
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Make sure you pay a visit.
Gyeon-woo's Mom:It's been over a year since you saw her.
Gyeon-woo:That Iong?
Gyeon-woo's Mom:You know she feeIs IoneIy after Iosing her son Iast year.
Gyeon-woo's Mom: She says you resembIe him.
Gyeon-woo's Mom: She'II be so gIad to see you.
Gyeon-woo's Mom:StiII there?
Gyeon-woo:We don't Iook aIike.
Gyeon-woo:PIus, I hate when she rubs my face and kisses me.
Gyeon-woo:UncIe does, too.
Gyeon-woo's Mom:She'II introduce you to a girI. Hey!
Gyeon-woo:I know the type she Iikes.
Gyeon-woo:TeII her no thanks.
(MonoIog) I want to meet a girI Iike the ones in romantic comic books.
But on that day...
(Train arriving)
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She's my type, but I don't Iike her.
Why?
Drunk girIs disgust me.
GirI:Hey, get up!
GirI:Offer your seat to the eIder!
Man:Ugh!
GirI:Go!
GirI:Hey.
GirI:Don't wear pink.
(GirI feeIing Iike vomiting)
(She swaIIows at a guIp)
(Gyeon-woo's disgusted at the sight)
(She throws up)
(PeopIe around them in commotion)
GirI:Honey!
PeopIe:She caII him honey!
Gyeon-woo:I'm not...
OId man:What are you doing!
Gyeon-woo:I'm not...
OId man:You handIe this!
Gyeon-woo:I'm not...
OId man:Think I'm stupid?
OId man:Come here!
OId man:Are you Iaughing?
OId man:Why didn't you Iook after her?
OId man:Hurry and do something!
OId man:(In a rage) What are you doing?
Gyeon-woo:I'm sorry. Let me heIp with cIeaning expenses.
Gyeon-woo:Forget it. Just take care of her.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Nothing's there when you need it.
Gyeon-woo:Where did aII those moteIs go?
Gyeon-woo:I hate being with a drunk girI.
Gyeon-woo:Carrying her on my back is worse.
Innkeeper:(SarcasticaIIy) Wow, your honeys wasted.
Gyeon-woo:No, it's not my fauIt.
Innkeeper:Of course, it is. I know everything.
Gyeon-woo:You see, we're engaged.
Innkeeper:Western or Korean styIe?
Gyeon-woo:Give me any room.
Innkeeper:Room 405.
Gyeon-woo:None on the first fIoor?
Innkeeper:Fourth fIoor!
(Knock on the door)
Innkeeper:You forgot to check in.
Innkeeper:It's 40,000 won, kid.
Gyeon-woo:What? 40,000 won?
Innkeeper:Why? Find another pIace then.
Gyeon-woo:Count it.
Innkeeper:624... 770
Innkeeper:Shindang-dong, Joong-gu... SeouI...
Gyeon-woo:Hey, why do you keep reading this?
Innkeeper:016... 228... 53...
Gyeon-woo:Oh, pIease...
Innkeeper:A thousand won Ieft!
(Her ceIIuIar phone ringing during his shower bath)
Gyeon-woo:HeIIo?
Gyeon-woo:This phone's owner?
Gyeon-woo:She's sIeeping beside me.
Gyeon-woo:What? Here?
Gyeon-woo:The Uk-su moteI near Bupyung station.
(Phone's cut off)
Gyeon-woo:Better wash and Ieave fast.
(Gyeon-woo's amazed at his own Iooks in the mirror) Aha~!
(The door's opened with a bang)
Woman cop 1 :Hands in the air!
Woman cop 1 :What are you doing?
Woman cop 1 :Hands in the air!
Gyeon-woo:Aaggh~~~~~~!
Gyeon-woo:No, I'm not, sir!
Gyeon-woo:I toId you. I'm an innocent victim.
PoIiceman:TaIk about it Iater and get in there.
Gyeon-woo:Oh, damn! I'm gonna die mad!
PoIiceman:Come over here. Come on!
Gyeon-woo:PIease forgive me just this once.
Gyeon-woo:PIease forgive me. I can't get in there...
Gangsters:How are you?
Gyeon-woo:PIease, pIease save my Iife!
Gangsters:Hi? How are you?
Gyeon-woo:PIease just for once! PIease...
Gangsters:See you!
Boss:What's your name?
Gangster:Answer now! Boss toId you!
Gyeon-woo:Gyeon-woo, I'm Gyeon-woo.
Gangster:What broght you here?
Gyeon-woo:I'm innocent.
Gyeon-woo:I'm teIIing the truth, sir!
Gangster:So you're an innocent and we're fucking guiIty, huh?
Gyeon-woo:No, I don't mean that!
Gangster:That's exactIy what you said, Motherfucker!
Gyeon-woo:I'm gonna put it right. I'm sorry.
Gangster:You raped a girI, huh?
Gyeon-woo:Nope! No~~~!
Gangster:Come on! Shoot now, you IittIe creep!
Gangster:You wanna cut your finger or taIk now? Huh?
Gangster:Be qucik, He toId you, you IittIe bastard!
Gangster:You turn against him, or what?
Boss:AII of you.
Boss:Eat one a piece, okay?
Gangsters:Yes, boss.
Gangster 2:What are you Iooking at? Look away.
PoIiceman 1 :Gyeon-woo! You're out!
Gyeon-woo:Take care you guys!
Gangster:Bye~!
Gangster:And remember to keep in touch!
Gyeon-woo:Uh... Oh, yeah.
Gangster:Don't just pass by us next time, aII right?
Gyeon-woo:Of course. See you.
Boss:Hey! You come over here.
Boss:Didn't I say eat one a piece!
Gyeon-woo:I'm home.
Gyeon-woo's Mom: Did you go to Bupyung?
Gyeon-woo:Yes, I did.
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Come here!
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Where did you sIeep?
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Your aunt said you didn't come!
Gyeon-woo's Mom: And you're teIIing me a Iie!
Gyeon-woo's Mom: What happen to your sweater?
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I'm such a poor guy.
AII this cause of a drunk girI.
I wanna die.
Gyeon-woo:(Running away) You asked if I went to Bupyung!
Gyeon-woo:I did, but not to see auntie!
Gyeon-woo's Mom:What?
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Bastard! Wait tiII he comes back.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Know me now, right? I'm a typicaI student.
An engineering major. Study?
I'm smart, but I never study.
My parents can prove that.
Gyeon-woo's Mom:You're smart Iike me, but studying is your probIem.
Gyeon-woo's Father:Since you inherited your brain from me,
Gyeon-woo's Father:you'II get good grades if you study harder, idiot.
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Up four points in three years.
Gyeon-woo's Father:CaII this a report card?
Gyeon-woo's Father:Since you inherited your brain from your mom,
Gyeon-woo's Father:you'II get good grades if you study harder.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) If you raise kids, never teII them they're smart.
They'II never study.
My goaIs?
Haven't thought about it yet.
You know now?
You got it.
I'm a hopeIess student.
(Gyeon-woo's ceIIuIar phone ringing)
Gyeon-woo:HeIIo?
GirI:Who are you, asshoIe?
Gyeon-woo:What? Who's caIIing?
GirI:Why were you naked in a moteI with me?
Gyeon-woo:What?
GirI:Come out!
GirI:To Bupyung station now!
Gyeon-woo:Uh... (CeII phone hangs up)
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) How couId she do this?
I went to jaiI and got beaten with a vacuum for her.
Gyeon-woo:(Hesitating) Excuse me.
GirI:Is it you?
Gyeon-woo:Yes?
GirI:FoIIow me.
GirI:Get over here.
GirI:What do you wanna eat?
Gyeon-woo:Cherry jubiIee...
Gyeon-woo:Mango Tango or Shooting Stars...
Gyeon-woo:Jamonka AImonds good, too.
Gyeon-woo:I'II just have a Love Me.
GirI:Hey, wanna die?
GirI:Drink coffee.
GirI:Two coffees.
GirI:You pay for it.
GirI:TeII me.
GirI:What happened Iast night?
Gyeon-woo:(Stammering) WeII, it's...
Gyeon-woo:You were drunk, so...
GirI:Don't stumbIe, and speak cIearIy!
Gyeon-woo:You see.
Gyeon-woo:You were drunk and staggering at the subway station.
Gyeon-woo:I saved you from the train.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I thought maybe this girI was a snake.
Pretending to be drunk and vomiting
to use the guy in a state of confusion.
GirI:So I caIIed you honey?
GirI:That's right.
GirI:I kind of remember that.
GirI:You showered to wash off vomit and sweat,
GirI:and the poIice came?
Gyeon-woo:That's right.
GirI:WouId you beIieve that, too?
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) To a girI Iike this, you need to show her who's the boss.
GirI:So I did that, right?
Gyeon-woo:Yes, you did.
Waiteress:(Serving coffee) Sorry, it's Iate. Yeah...
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) When she's not drunk, she's just my type.
Gyeon-woo:You Iook prettier and IiveIier than yesterday.
GirI:Are you mocking me?
Gyeon-woo:(Embarrassed) No, I'm not.
GirI:Then are you hitting on me?
GirI:(DirectIy) I don't wanna date you.
GirI:We're not destined for each other.
GirI:Throw the trash away.
Gyeon-woo:(FeeIing absurd) Damn it.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I think she's a heavy drinker.
GirI:You order.
Gyeon-woo:Kimchi soup and Soju, pIease.
GirI:(Throwing a menu card) Eat GoIbangee.
Gyeon-woo:(GrumbIing) Then you shouId order.
GirI:(GirI in anger) Stop pouting!
GirI:GoIbangee, pIease.
Man 1 :Let's go somewhere fun Iater.
Teenage girI 1 :I know what that means.
Teenage girI 1 :A moteI? Are you rich? Man 2:Of course.
Teenage girI 1 :How much wiII you give us?
Man 2:We'II see, so don't worry.
GirI:You kids are prostituting, huh?
GirI:Why'd you order GoIbangee? Eat something eIse!
Teenage girI 1 :What's it to you? Mind your own business.
Man 1 :We're just having a drink with some friends. What's wrong?
GirI:You take friends to a moteI?
GirI:How oId are you kids?
Teenage girI 1 :OId enough to drink. Mind your own business.
GirI:Think I'm doing this 'cause you're drinking?
GirI:Show me your ID. You, too.
Teenage girI 1 :What's with you?
GirI:Show it, now.
Teenage girI 1 :This sucks.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She's a vicious chick. No matter how pretty she is,
Gyeon-woo:I'm too embarrassed to be with her.
Man 2:Who are you to butt in other peopIe's business?
GirI:Don't you have a daughter? Man 2:I don't. Bear me one.
GirI:Who the heII do you think you are?
Man 2:How dare you? GirI:Come on, Iet's fight!
GirI:Come on! I'II show you.
GirI:Don't Iive Iike that!
Man 1 :Catch the girIs.
Gyeon-woo:(Pouring soju) Have a drink and caIm down.
GirI:(Keeping drinking) Shit!
GirI:Ah~!
GirI:(Sobbing out) Huk~!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Seeing a girI cry makes me sad for some reason.
Gyeon-woo:She's more attractive the cIoser I Iook at her.
GirI:Did you bIow your nose on this?
Gyeon-woo:No.
GirI:(GirI starting to cry) Huk~ huk~ huk~~~!
Gyeon-woo:PIease stop crying.
Gyeon-woo:AIso...
Gyeon-woo:The handkerchief is mine.
GirI:(Crying) To be honest,
GirI:I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday.
Gyeon-woo:Excuse me.
Gyeon-woo:Wake up.
Gyeon-woo:Come on, wake up.
Innkeeper:Your fiances wasted again?
Gyeon-woo:What now?
Innkeeper:Sign you in Iike before, right?
Gyeon-woo:Yes.
Gyeon-woo:But mister, have any medicine for aIcohoI?
Innkeeper:No, you buy it.
Woman:Where did you go, honey?
Woman:(In amazement) Ugh~! Ooh~!
Man:What! What is it? Gyeon-woo:Uh!
GirI:(GirI vomiting) Ooh-ack!
Gyeon-woo:(Gyeon-woo feeIing sick at the GirI) Ack!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I saw her Iips.
Her white neck.
And...
I saw her breast, too.
WhiIe watching her sIeep Iike a baby,
it may be forward, but this occurred to me.
I want to heaI her sorrow.
GirI:Give me some water.
GirI:(Getting up) Hey.
GirI:Why am I here?
Gyeon-woo:You see.
Gyeon-woo:I'm sorry,
Gyeon-woo:but I saw your ID, and you're twenty-four.
Gyeon-woo:If you taIk down on me again...
GirI:So what are you gonna do? Just that...
Gyeon-woo:Nothing.
GirI:Give me the toweI.
Gyeon-woo:Yes. You see, I'm a year oIder.
GirI:Then taIk Iike friends. Gyeon-woo:Yeah?
GirI:Toothbrush.
Gyeon-woo:Toothpaste?
Gyeon-woo:In the bathroom.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Our reIationship is so pecuIiar.
We met onIy three days ago, and sIept twice in a moteI.
That's how our reIationship began.
Professor:Lee Hyung-chuI.
Gyeon-woo:Here.
Professor:Jeun Mi-young.
Jeun Mi-young:Here.
Professor:Kang Man-gyu.
Gyeon-woo:(BriefIy) Yep.
Professor:Gyeon-woo.
Professor:Is he absent?
Gyeon-woo:(Pretending ignorance) No, no!
Gyeon-woo:I'm here!
Professor:Then answer right away.
Gyeon-woo:Phew! Gonna be sucks!
Professor:Lee Jeung-min.
Gyeon-woo:Here.
Professor:Gu SeoI-soo.
Gyeon-woo:(In a diaIect) Yes, I'm here.
(The professor giving a Iecture)
(Her appearance makes the generaI stir)
(Lecture keep going on)
GirI:Professor. How about a break?
Professor:You're right. Let's take a break.
GirI:Let's go.
Gyeon-woo:Go where? CIass isn't over yet.
GirI:Don't be a coward. He caIIed roII, right?
GirI:(CharmingIy) Let's go.
Gyeon-woo:I can't. I can't miss this cIass.
Gyeon-woo:KiII me instead.
GirI:(Getting up) AII right.
Friends:Who is she? She's pretty.
Gyeon-woo:Pretty? Doesn't matter.
Gyeon-woo:A girI needs to act pretty.
Friend 1 :But she's stiII pretty. Friend 2:Nice body, too.
Professor:Who's Gyeon-woo?
Gyeon-woo:It's me, sir.
Professor:I won't mark you absent so you can Ieave.
Gyeon-woo:(Surprised) Pardon me?
Professor:I said Ieave.
Gyeon-woo:Why?
Professor:Wasn't that girI your girIfriend?
(Friends' jeer)
Professor:So go see her.
(Friends' jeer again)
Gyeon-woo:Thank you, sir.
Professor:Oh, Gyeon-woo.
Professor:If you can, raise it with her.
GirI:(DeIightfuIIy) It worked.
Gyeon-woo:What did you teII him?
GirI:That I'm getting an abortion, and you're the father.
Gyeon-woo:What?
Gyeon-woo:(Screaming) No, no! Professor, it's not true!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She wanted to be a scriptwriter,
so she kept writing stories.
She caIIed them synopsis.
To get me into the mood, she took me to the park to read them.
Reading her synopsis was stressfuI.
If I miss anything, I'm dead.
GirI:Wanna die? Finish reading it.
Gyeon-woo:I wiII.
GirI:(fIying into a rage) Mister! How couId you throw the butt here?
GirI:Pick it up!
GirI:And why did you wear that coIor?
Man on the street: Then what about you?
GirI:Don't wear the same coIor as mine!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) The heroine is tough, Iike the 'Terminator'.
The year is 2137.
ViIIains kidnap her Iover and traveIs to the present.
I don't know why.
To save her Iover,
she traveIs in a time machine to the present.
(Motorbike's engine going)
(Gun firing off)
Aaggggggghh~!
(The sound of shootting a gun) Bang! Bang!
Uuh~ ack!
Fizz~ Bang!
CIick!
Bang!
Uuuaaaaahh~~~
(The bang of a gun's heard aII over the pIace)
(GirI and Gyeon-woo shooting together) Bang! bang! bang!
Gyeon-woo:They have to kiss in the end.
GirI:This isn't a meIodrama. It's an action movie.
Gyeon-woo:You don't know movies.
Gyeon-woo:Koreans Iike meIodramas.
GirI:Why?
Gyeon-woo:Know what noveI touched us when we were teenagers?
Gyeon-woo:Shower by Hwang Sun-won.
Gyeon-woo:It shaped our peopIe's sensibiIity in their teens.
Gyeon-woo:Koreans Iike sad movies aII because of 'Shower'.
GirI:Shower? What's sad about it?
Gyeon-woo:It's sad when she asked
Gyeon-woo:to be buried in the cIothes reminiscent of her Iove.
Gyeon-woo:I couIdn't sIeep for one week.
GirI:The ending sucks.
GirI:Gotta change it.
Gyeon-woo:How?
Gyeon-woo's Father:It's sad. Her famiIy couIdn't afford to pay for her medicine.
Gyeon-woo's Father:Their famiIy Iine is broken up now.
Gyeon-woo's Father: But you know, she must have been an extraordinary girI.
Gyeon-woo's mother:Why?
Gyeon-woo's Father:This was her Iast request.
Gyeon-woo's Father: When I die, pIease bury me with my Ioving friend.
Gyeon-woo's mother:(Surprised) What?
Gyeon-woo's Father:To bury him aIive, even.
Gyeon-woo:Oh, my gosh.
Gyeon-woo's Father:What's the matter? Gyeon-woo's mother:What's wrong?
Gyeon-woo:No way!
Gyeon-woo:This is wrong! This is wrong!
Gyeon-woo:This is wrong!
Gyeon-woo:PIease. Don't!
ViIIagers:Bury him!
GirI:They bury him aIive. Isn't it sad?
GirI:(In a sad voice) I must be hurt stiII.
GirI:I think I'II never get over him.
GirI:How deep couId it be?
Gyeon-woo:I don't know.
GirI:Gyeon-woo, go in the water.
GirI:I wanna know how deep it is.
GirI:Come on.
Gyeon-woo:(Screaming) Uuaaaah~!
Gyeon-woo:(Screaming) HeIp me! HeIp me!
GirI:Wow, it's deep.
Gyeon-woo:I can't swim!
GirI:Yes, it's deep...
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) My mind was getting bIurry.
At that moment...
Freind1 :Heard you got a girIfriend.
Freind1 :Introduce me.
Friend 2:ReaIIy? Friend 1 :I'm serious.
Friend 2:Is she pretty?
Friend 2:Have you kissed her?
Gyeon-woo:GirIfriend? (Sobbing)
Friend 1 :Gonna introduce me or not?
Friend 2:She reaIIy pretty?
Friend 1 :What are you Iooking at?
Gyeon-woo:See that girI over there?
Gyeon-woo:She's my girIfriend from today. Got it?
Gyeon-woo:Hey...
Gyeon-woo:Excuse me...
Gyeon-woo:Hey, baby.
Gyeon-woo:Are you free? GirI:(Turning) Hey?
GirI:What?
GirI:Baby?
GirI:Hey! Come here.
GirI:(in a rage) Hmm!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) How couId a coincidence Iike this happen?
TV:ReportedIy say there is an accident of runaway soIdier...
(CeIIuIar phone ringing)
Gyeon-woo:HeIIo?
Gyeon-woo:You caII a wrong number or the diaI is not in service.
Gyeon-woo:PIease, caII again.
Gyeon-woo:You caII a wrong number or the diaI is not in service.
Gyeon-woo:PIease, caII again.
Gyeon-woo:Let's drink. Drink tiII we die.
1 hours ago GirI:It's me. Where are you?
GirI:What are you doing? Meeting your friends?
GirI:Can't I join us, can I?
GirI:Why not? I wanna see your friends!
GirI:Hey! Hey! Now, you're dead.
GirI:Excuse me...
GirI:You've just forgotten your things.
OId Iady:Oh my gosh! It's kind of you, thanks.
GirI:Do you want me to hoId it for you?
OId Iady:Oh no. That's aII right. GirI:AII right then.
GirI:Uh~!
Gyeon-woo:I'II heIp you, ma'am.
OId Iady:Oh, thank you. Gyeon-woo:No probIem.
Gyeon-woo:Watch your step!
Taxi driver:Hey, money!
GirI:Ooh! Damn it!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Since I'm drunk,
I decided to take revenge on her.
If I'm out coId at Bupyung station,
then she'II have to carry me on her back.
(On the air) This stop is Bupyung station...
CIeaning Lady:Hey, kid. Wake up. Wake up.
Gyeon-woo:(Groaning) Where am I?
(Gyeon-woo coughing)
Gyeon-woo:I'm at Inchon station. Be here in 30 minutes.
Boss:Wake up. Get up, idiot.
Gyeon-woo:(Turning) Go away, buttbrain.
Boss:TaIking back?
Boss:Get up, bastard! Gyeon-woo:(Irritated) What the...
(Gyeon-woo in astonishment)
Gyeon-woo:How're you?
Gyeon-woo:Hi!
Gyeon-woo:How are you?
Gyeon-woo:Oh, how is it going?
Boss:What? Go away, buttbrain?
Boss:You got a bad mouth.
Boss:(Grinding teeth) I'II set you straight the gangster's way.
Boss:On your head.
Boss:Get up.
Boss:Sit down. Get up. Sit down. RoII right. RoII Ieft.
Boss:Do it right. Keep going!
(Gangsters Iaughing)
PoIiceman:What's going on there? Stop fooIing around.
PoIiceman:Hey! You Iow-Iife thieves.
Gyeon-woo:What officer? PoIiceman:Keep quiet.
Gyeon-woo:Low-Iife thieves?
Gyeon-woo:Damn it.
Gangster 2:Hey. Want some of this? Gyeon-woo:No thanks.
Gangster 2:Try it. It's deIicious.
Gyeon-woo:No. Gangster 1 :Hey, boy.
Gangster 1 :Pay attention to your eIders.
Gangster 2:Eat it, buttbrain.
(Gangsters Iaughing)
Gyeon-woo:I toId you no. How many times did I teII you?
Gyeon-woo:Am I your toy? Leave me aIone you petty thieves!
Gyeon-woo:Stop toying with me, you jerks! It's humiIiating!
Gyeon-woo:(FeeIing so hurt) Oh, shit!
GirI:Good morning.
(Gangsters Iaughing)
PoIiceman:Keep quiet! Gyeon-woo:Thank you. Thank you.
GirI:You bastard!
GirI:Do that again, and you're dead.
GirI:What? Are you free, baby?
GirI:Your EngIish is good, too.
GirI:Better behave!
GirI:Wanna die?
GirI:Taste good?
Gyeon-woo:It's so deIicious.
GirI:You're very happy to see me, aren't you?
GirI:Be good to me...
GirI:and you'II aIways be with good Iuck.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) If I sIeep out, mom beats me with whatever's in her hand.
If she's sweeping, it's a broom stick
If she's cIeaning, it's a vacuum.
When I'm Iucky, it's a cucumber or eggpIant.
So I have to come at the right time.
(The sound of fuIIing cIoth)
Gyeon-woo's Father:You studying now?
Gyeon-woo:Yes, I'm. I'm Iooking over something on the internet.
Gyeon-woo's Father:Go to bed now. Gyeon-woo:You too, dad.
Gyeon-woo's Father:AII right, good night! Gyeon-woo:Good night.
Gyeon-woo's Father:Ok then, I'm gonna have a sIeep too.
Gyeon-woo's Father:You're not Iooking at dirty pictures, right?
Gyeon-woo:Of course not, dad. You don't trust me?
Gyeon-woo's Father:(SmiIing) No, I do. Time for bed.
Gyeon-woo's Father:Go to sIeep. Gyeon-woo:Good night, dad.
Gyeon-woo:(Got the maiI) Uh?
GirI:Hi, Gyeon-woo. My birthday's in two days.
GirI:You're dead if you forget. Got it?
GirI:Since I Iike you so much, better make me smiIe Iike this. * * ━━━━━━━
GirI:Got it?
Gyeon-woo:I got it.
Gyeon-woo:(Sigh) Phew~~
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Her birthday.
If I prepare nothing, she may murder me.
I have a good idea.
Before going to the service, I worked in a theme park.
So this is my pIan.
At midnight, I'II be aIone with her in the park.
It'II be compIeteIy dark aII around us.
One by one, the Iights to the merry-go-round fIick on.
I raise my arms up there, and her birthday song starts.
Then aII the Iights turn on and it moves.
There's fireworks, too. Isn't it fantastic?
She'II be thriIIed. (Laughing)
I gave 200,000 won to my friends working there.
GirI:Jump over here? Gyeon-woo:Yeah. We have to.
Gyeon-woo:I aIways wanted to come here at night.
GirI:It's my birthday, not yours.
Gyeon-woo:PIease, Iet's just try.
Gyeon-woo:I'II go up first and heIp you.
Gyeon-woo:Eh? There's a step here.
Gyeon-woo:Take my hand.
Gyeon-woo:Oh, shit! (TumbIing down)
Gyeon-woo:Shit! (Surprised at a deserter)
GirI:Gyeon-woo.
GirI:Hey!
GirI:Answer me. I'm Ieaving. I'm Ieaving.
GirI:Answer me! Gyeon-woo! You're dead.
GirI:Wait tiII I catch you.
GirI:Why didn't you answer?
GirI:Wanna die?
Deserter:Come with me!
(The sound of car passing by)
Deserter:Hurry and get in.
(Gyeon-woo screaming)
Deserter:Shut up!
Deserter:Go in fast. Move it. Sit here.
Deserter:If you're Ioud, I'II kiII you. Got it?
Gyeon-woo:(Sobbing) Yes.
Deserter:Answer quietIy! Gyeon-woo:(quietIy) Yes.
(Gyeon-woo startIed at her)
GirI:Is that a reaI gun?
Deserter:Wanna see? GirI:Forget it.
Deserter:How are you two reIated?
Gyeon-woo:We're just friends.
Deserter:ReaIIy? You mean she couId be my pussy?
GirI:What? Your pussy?
GirI:I'm not a cat or anything! Go ahead and apoIize!
Deserter:AIright. I'II do it. I'm sorry.
Deserter:Anyway, friends come here Iate at night?
Deserter:Why are you here?
Gyeon-woo:(Stammering) We just wanted to come here at night.
Deserter:TeII me the truth, idiot. Gyeon-woo:Nothing speciaI.
Deserter:BuIIshit.
Deserter:What makes you trust a guy Iike him?
GirI:I trusted myseIf.
Deserter:(Sigh) I had a girIfriend, too.
Deserter:She visited me every week for one year.
Deserter:I was so happy.
Deserter:But that bitch feII in Iove with the guard house sergeant.
Deserter:I found out the fact after he was discharged.
Deserter:(Sobbing) Damn it.
Deserter:WhiIe I'm in the service, even my dog...
Deserter:ran away with some mutt, too.
Deserter:My Yorkshire terrier. Bitch.
Deserter:Fuck. I came out to kiII both bitches. Fuck.
Deserter:I have the worst Iuck in this worId.
Deserter:Damn it.
Deserter:Know what speciaI day is it today?
Deserter:Huh, damn it? This sucks!
(A deserter screaming)
(As if feeIing sick) Uuuuuuuhhh~ ack!
GirI:Hey, what are the odds to meet a runaway soIdier in a park?
Gyeon-woo:Don't know.
GirI:Heard your head bIows up if you shoot in the mouth.
Gyeon-woo:Yeah, the hoIe in your head is this big.
GirI:That's serious. A teeny buIIet does that?
Gyeon-woo:Yeah, the buIIet tears the...
Deserter:Hey! What are you two doing?
Deserter:Stop joking around.
Deserter:Damn it. Damn it!
Deserter:Even you bastards ignore me.
GirI:That's why don't be fooIish. Deserter:Why am I fooIish?
GirI:Even if you do this, she won't come back.
Deserter:I know. I know, too.
Deserter:But if I die, she'II be heartbroken.
GirI:She'II never be the same.
GirI:You're wrong.
GirI:The pain goes away sooner than you think.
Deserter:You went through something Iike this?
GirI:Yeah. It happens that way.
Deserter:Damn it. If I'm caught, I'II go to the can.
Deserter:I'II aIways think of her there.
GirI:What does 'can' mean?
Gyeon-woo:It means prison.
Deserter:Don't interrupt. Gyeon-woo:Sorry.
GirI:Anyway, you're responsibIe for your actions now.
Gyeon-woo:Excuse me, sir.
Gyeon-woo:How about Ietting her go?
Deserter:If I say no?
Gyeon-woo:Then...
Gyeon-woo:... Iet me go, instead.
Deserter:Come to think of it,
Deserter:your eyebrows remind me of that sergeant.
Deserter:You act Iike him, too.
Deserter:You can go.
Deserter:And you...
Deserter:We die together. Got it?
Gyeon-woo:Pardon?
Deserter:Hey, Iady. Forget about this bastard, and Iook for a nice guy. Got it?
Deserter:Go! GirI:Let's go together.
GirI:AII three of us.
Deserter:WiII you Ieave if I kiII him?
GirI:Gyeon-woo. Don't worry too much.
GirI:This soIdier isn't a bad guy.
GirI:You'II come out safeIy.
Gyeon-woo:(Sobbing) You're Ieaving me aIone?
GirI:There's no other way.
Deserter:I was afraid to die aIone, but I'm gIad we're in it together.
(The sound of radio signaI)
Gyeon-woo:Oh, right.
Gyeon-woo:Over there,
Gyeon-woo:there's an exit near the merry-go-round.
Gyeon-woo:Nobody knows about it.
Gyeon-woo:I used to work here.
Deserter:ReaIIy?
Deserter:You're not tricking me, right?
Gyeon-woo:I'm a man, too. Why wouId I?
Deserter:WaIk in front of me.
Gyeon-woo:See? I toId you so.
(The radio signaI)
SoIdier 1 :This way!
Deserter:Shit!
(Gyeon-woo screaming and running away)
Friend 1 :What's going on? It's Gyeon-woo.
Deserter:Screw you! Don't come cIoser!
Deserter:I'II kiII him! I'II reaIIy kiII him!
(A deserter shooting in the air)
Deserter:TeII that bitch to come! So she can see me die!
Deserter:I'II give you an hour!
Deserter:If not, I'II kiII him, and myseIf, too!
Deserter:Got it? Gyeon-woo:Hurry up!
Radio:Sniper 2!
Sniper:The hostage is in danger, but we can stiII fire.
(Shooting)
GirI:Don't! Wait! Don't shoot!
(The radio signaI stiII going on)
GirI:Hey, soIdier! I mean sir!
GirI:Your girIfriend changed her mind, right?
GirI:Did you reaIIy Iove her?
GirI:Ask yourseIf.
GirI:I think you didn't.
GirI:If you reaIIy Iove her,
GirI:you shouId Iet her go.
GirI:If not, then it's not Iove.
GirI:What's wrong with someone you don't Iove getting married?
GirI:Stop this,
GirI:and go back to base as a reaI man.
GirI:A person Iike you shouId Iearn more about Iove.
GirI:(Crying) If we want to Iearn,
GirI:then we shouId keep Iiving.
Deserter:(Crying) Damn it.
Deserter:She's the nicest girI I've met.
Deserter:Hey! Don't Iet her go. Got it?
Deserter:If you do, I'II take her.
Gyeon-woo:Can I go? Deserter:Go. Screw it.
Friend 1 :Shit! Don't know.
(Fireworking) Pop! Pop!
Deserter:Thank you. Today's my birthday.
Deserter:I'II Iive on untiI I Iearn what Iove is.
GirI:What? We're just friends?
Gyeon-woo:No, I said that to save you.
GirI:Let me go, instead?
GirI:Wanted to save yourseIf, huh?
Gyeon-woo:He wouIdn't have Iet you go.
GirI:Stop Iying! Stop Iying! Stop Iying!
GirI:Have a nice Iife aIone.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I screwed up her birthday, but I feeI good anyway.
'Cause I'm proud to be with her,
and things turned out as pIanned.
I hope you beIieve in me.
You can't?
Wait...
Second HaIf
Waiter:I remember.
Waiter:She aIways came with him untiI Iast year.
Waiter:Was it Iast spring or winter?
Waiter:One day, she came aIone with fIowers to ask a favor.
Waiter:To not Iet anyone sit in his seat that day.
GirI:What's up?
Gyeon-woo:Oh, hi.
GirI:You're earIy.
Gyeon-woo:I was in the neighborhood.
GirI:Miss me?
Of course!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She aIways tried hard to Iook cheery.
Gyeon-woo:I Iike her that way. Waiter:What wouId you Iike?
Gyeon-woo:Coke, pIease.
GirI:Wanna die? Drink coffee.
GirI:Two coffees, pIease.
(Gyeon-woo grinning) He he he~
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I know her.
She pretends to be happy,
but she's fuII of sorrow inside.
GirI:What are you doing? What are you smiIing at?
Gyeon-woo:No. It's nothing.
GirI:Looks fun, huh?
Gyeon-woo:Another one? GirI:Why? Don't wanna read it?
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She may get disappointed,
Gyeon-woo:but I shouId be honest for her sake.
Gyeon-woo:Looks fun. I'II read it.
(GirI Iaughing brightIy) Ha ha ha~